Staring down the barrel of a cup of 1,000 year-old eggnog, Styles dared Jenner to rank her siblings in order by best to worst parent. "I feel like I could answer it," Jenner joked, as Styles slyly said he did too. And then, improbably, she did it, saying they were all great, but putting Rob at the top, followed by Khloe, Kim, Kylie and Kourtney.
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Kendall got her revenge by spinning the table to the plate of cod sperm and asking Harry to reveal which songs on his self-titled solo debut were written about her. Styles slapped his forehead in shame, grabbed a napkin and dug in as Jenner looked on in horror. "What are we doing? What are we doing?" Styles wondered before taking a bite. "Just swallow it, why are you..." Jenner asked. "To spit or to swallow, that is the question," Styles replied with a twinkle in his eye.
Jenner gladly took a slug of a salmon smoothie rather than say which fellow supermodel is the most unlikeable. She definitely had an answer, by the way. Styles dodged a bug trifle by pretending he's watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Kendall chose bull penis over saying which famous person has slid into her DMs. But when Jenner asked Styles to rank his former One Direction bandmates' solo efforts, that was a bridge too far.
Styles also had some couch talk with black-ish star and pal Tracee Ellis Ross, with Ross describing how they met after Harry started liking her pics on Instagram. Jenner, though, turned beet red when Harry busted out a throwback pic of the model as a teen holding up a homemade 1D sign.